van

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...

Honey, I drove the van through a furniture shop, but everything's okay!

Yup, it's a trailer. Yup, it's trash.

Actually, I wouldn't call it a limo. That'd be a bit of a stretch...

Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!

That's it, just keep putting stickers on in random places to make your fix less obvious.

~NSHA

Especially after someone put that giant wooden thing on top.