van

Yup, it's a trailer. Yup, it's trash.

Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!

A Helivuckelbarrow!

Or as I like to call it: "Bungalow Chic."

That's it, just keep putting stickers on in random places to make your fix less obvious.

~NSHA

Honey, I drove the van through a furniture shop, but everything's okay!

"Red neck window. God bless America!"

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...