van

Honey, I drove the van through a furniture shop, but everything's okay!

Actually, I wouldn't call it a limo. That'd be a bit of a stretch...

Especially after someone put that giant wooden thing on top.

Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!

I would have "ruled" out that solution a bit earlier.

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Yup, it's a trailer. Yup, it's trash.

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...