van

"Spotted in a parking lot of the Goodwill store. The driver who walked up a minute after I took the photo had coarse hair that looked like it had been coated in a cracked burned substance. Either fire or aerosol spray foam seems to be a repeating theme."

Hey, don't judge now! Ladies love dudes with minivans that have had close encounters with volcanoes... right?

Especially after someone put that giant wooden thing on top.

That's it, just keep putting stickers on in random places to make your fix less obvious.

~NSHA

Actually, I wouldn't call it a limo. That'd be a bit of a stretch...

"Red neck window. God bless America!"

A Helivuckelbarrow!

Or as I like to call it: "Bungalow Chic."

I would have "ruled" out that solution a bit earlier.