van

Yup, it's a trailer. Yup, it's trash.

Especially after someone put that giant wooden thing on top.

I would have "ruled" out that solution a bit earlier.

Or as I like to call it: "Bungalow Chic."

Honey, I drove the van through a furniture shop, but everything's okay!

"Red neck window. God bless America!"

Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!