From the submitter:
The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.
Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!
The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA
This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.
Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
I can tell by the pixels, and by the fact that there's a shop-vac where the bag should be.