vacuum

... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.

I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.

Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.

~NSHA

Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!

Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!

At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.

~NSHA

I can tell by the pixels, and by the fact that there's a shop-vac where the bag should be.