At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA
This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.
Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!
Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
From the submitter:
The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!
I can tell by the pixels, and by the fact that there's a shop-vac where the bag should be.