vacuum

I can tell by the pixels, and by the fact that there's a shop-vac where the bag should be.

What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.

... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.

From the submitter:

The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.

The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA

Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.

~NSHA

Why not use a hotel door handle?

This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.

~NSHA

Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!