vacuum

... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.

I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.

Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!

At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.

~NSHA

What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.

~NSHA

Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!

I can tell by the pixels, and by the fact that there's a shop-vac where the bag should be.

Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.

~NSHA

The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA

Why not use a hotel door handle?