vacuum

This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.

~NSHA

Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!

Why not use a hotel door handle?

I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.

Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!

From the submitter:

The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.

Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.

~NSHA

At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.

~NSHA

The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA