This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.
I can tell by the pixels, and by the fact that there's a shop-vac where the bag should be.
Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
From the submitter:
The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.
Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!
Why not use a hotel door handle?
Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!
At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.