From the submitter:
The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.
I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.
The house had free switches just hanging off the walls! ~NSHA
I can tell by the pixels, and by the fact that there's a shop-vac where the bag should be.
This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!
Why not use a hotel door handle?
At least, it used to. Once it carried your germs and hairballs, now it carries your unhealthy lunch and comic books.