umbrella

Now you know how I get to work everyday. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Works well with rain falling at exactly 220 degrees, and nothing else.

I guess it does say "Some Weather" on the box. ~NSHA

But he secretly love his little pink 'brelly.

~NSHA

If he falls he just has to grab onto the umbrella which will provide a gentle float down to the ground.

~NSHA