trunk

From what I can tell, they're neck-and-neck!

Apparently they needed another brake light. I'd say a clue is also high on their list of needs.

Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.

Or else I'm gonna mow you down!

Then convert some of that junk into more trunk!

Uhhh hello. I'm offic... Mr. Willis. Here to... mow your lawn. Could you let me in so I can find your lawn mower... uhhh... fluid?

~NSHA

Both trunk cylinders of my Jeep can't hold the weight of the tailgate anymore. Since then, I always keep this wood stick inside the car and use it as a no-cylinder.

It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

You may drive worry free, but the rest of us are terrified!

If it slips, we're pucked.