trunk

If it slips, we're pucked.

Uhhh hello. I'm offic... Mr. Willis. Here to... mow your lawn. Could you let me in so I can find your lawn mower... uhhh... fluid?

~NSHA

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

He must be taking his break from a job as a chair lift. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Apparently they needed another brake light. I'd say a clue is also high on their list of needs.

All amazing.

Both trunk cylinders of my Jeep can't hold the weight of the tailgate anymore. Since then, I always keep this wood stick inside the car and use it as a no-cylinder.

It's possible this kludge was only made to keep the trunk from flapping. Sure. That's it. Because if it were meant to keep someone from opening it, it would only work for someone on the inside right? And that would mean... never mind, I don't want to think about it.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

Get a grip on your junk, then get a grip on your problem-solving skills.

While it may be lighter, cardboard is a tad weaker than fiberglass.

~NSHA

This was the net result of the first stage of expansion.

~NSHA

Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.

That banging sound? It's just my ummm, golf clubs rattling around. ~NSHA

In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"