trees

It's like a Chia Pet! Except it takes 20 years. And it's horribly ugly.

~NSHA

Mayor of Bucharest: "I said to put some nice shade trees ALONG the bike path, not ON the bike path!"

Save some duct tape, cut down a tree. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Back in my day, we didn't have no b-balls. We had to use a cinder block.

This seems like a great idea, until you notice where your feet are. ~NSHA