treadmill

So we put a treadmill on yo' scooter so you can move while you run!

So we put a homework desk on yo' treadmill so you can do nothing while you go nowhere.

I'll be finished soon though, I only have like two more cans to go.

A call to legs, whatever! Let's get on it!

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Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!