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Not to be outdone, Russia has their own example of a track-bound snow plow to rival that of the NYC Transit Authority. Complete with a gas turbine similar to ones used in the MIG15 fighter jet. Suck it, snow!

Hold the TV up! Or, heaven forbid, the passengers might have to check...

... ANOTHER SCREEN! NOOO!!!

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a train capable of going at super-ultra-omega speeds being fixed with masking tape...

Yeah, wouldn't want that falling off or anything.

They charged $200 for installation and $700 for pizza. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Shut up and take my ticket!

"Positive." "But what about the-" "Ssshhh, only dreams now."

Fully equipped with a Rolls Royce viper aircraft turbine for obliterating snow at 600 degrees. We hear that the blue scrubber might be a little envious...