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Fully equipped with a Rolls Royce viper aircraft turbine for obliterating snow at 600 degrees. We hear that the blue scrubber might be a little envious...

Shut up and take my ticket!

They charged $200 for installation and $700 for pizza. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hold the TV up! Or, heaven forbid, the passengers might have to check...

... ANOTHER SCREEN! NOOO!!!

"Positive." "But what about the-" "Ssshhh, only dreams now."

Not to be outdone, Russia has their own example of a track-bound snow plow to rival that of the NYC Transit Authority. Complete with a gas turbine similar to ones used in the MIG15 fighter jet. Suck it, snow!

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a train capable of going at super-ultra-omega speeds being fixed with masking tape...

Yeah, wouldn't want that falling off or anything.