trailers

For some reason the factory was only listed on Craigslist, but I'm sure it's legit.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Whoa, whoa. Not THAT heavy!

"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."

"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"

Driving around a flea market in a rascal wasn't giving you enough odd looks, eh? Good thing it broke down so you had an excuse to tow around a generator and ensure never-ending mockery.

~NSHA

Step 3: Profit.