Driving around a flea market in a rascal wasn't giving you enough odd looks, eh? Good thing it broke down so you had an excuse to tow around a generator and ensure never-ending mockery.
"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
If the truck's a rockin'....report it to the authorities, that seems unsafe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The most expensive vehicle here is actually the mower.
Sometimes, to think like a trailer, you must become a trailer...
Seen outside of a Walmart in Oakland, MD. Go figure.