trailers

See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."

"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"

Sometimes, to think like a trailer, you must become a trailer...

The new home his parents gave them as their wedding gift was a bit disappointing. ~NSHA

Step 3: Profit.

Driving around a flea market in a rascal wasn't giving you enough odd looks, eh? Good thing it broke down so you had an excuse to tow around a generator and ensure never-ending mockery.

~NSHA

2 bike tires + some storm door parts + 30-ft galvanized pipe + wood + moped turn signals + bolts = this