Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.
You'd be uncomfortable too if you had to stand in place all day while people stared at you. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Probably because it can't even stand on it's own leg. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Get your happy, positive happiness outta here. The world is a cruel, dark place. A bloo bloo bloo.