toilets

This poster submitted this photo of a 7-11 toilet. My question is. . . why on earth was he looking in the tank?

When I told my girlfriend I was going to build a toilet, she told me I was full of crap... Which was exactly why I built a toilet.

Submitter TurboJens explains this fix: The fill valve split in half and the floater does not cut off the water supply. The towel keeps the water inside and the wrench keeps it from overflowing.

And Don't Tell Me... the Dryer is Over the Bath?

A straightforward solution to a disgusting problem.

Repair the toilet? There's no space for that in this quarter's budget.

Sutashii says someone put too much cleaner in the toilet, causing bubbles to burst forth every time it was flushed.

This is John's john. No need to pull his chain.