toilet paper

Plus it's warm!

After clogging the toilet with his paper towel idea, he vowed to never run out again.

~NSHA

The question of who will sit upon the Two-ply Throne has been answered.

It may not be 2-ply, but if there are two 1-plies, that counts. Right?

...what more do you want?

"I found this yesterday during lecture. Hmm, this sponge is suspicious, let's check it. Oh dear! Toilet paper roll + cardboard + glue. It's definitely the math department."

I think you can go frugaler. Make it 1-ply, cut it into thirds. Should last a month.

~NSHA