toaster

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.

THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!

~NSHA

Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

DeviantART user Mathijs Sterrenburg modified his toaster to look like the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Now is the time where I would usually make a crack about a "blowing on it" if it broke, but in this case, I find such a joke is actually appropriate: if your toast is too hot, blow on it!

Submitter Noah Cue says that he redesigned his toaster after he found out his oven wasn't working, and the result works like a charm.

If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy