toaster

Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.