toaster

It doesn't make toast, but it does burn DVDs...

The toaster has three settings: light, dark, or Christmas tree stand.

Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If the popper doesn't stay down, don't buy a new one. Here's your solution right here!

Submitter Noah Cue says that he redesigned his toaster after he found out his oven wasn't working, and the result works like a charm.

Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.

~NSHA

This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...

If I had the choice to make one public service announcement, it would be warning people against microwaving leftover pizza. "Crispy Crust or Bust!" I'm still working on the slogan.

~NSHA

DeviantART user Mathijs Sterrenburg modified his toaster to look like the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Now is the time where I would usually make a crack about a "blowing on it" if it broke, but in this case, I find such a joke is actually appropriate: if your toast is too hot, blow on it!

Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.

THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!

~NSHA

Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy