tires

If you have a little lack of hair at the back of your head, try applying a patch of duct tape. I promise people will stop staring at your bald spot.

~NSHA

"Tired" of using a regular old bumper?

Spinners might be a better option. His hands must be getting... tired.

~NSHA

When compressed air becomes a precious commodity, drivers take some desperate measures to save money.

~NSHA

Not bad, but his head isn't covered. He needs to find a very tiny tire.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!

Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.

Seeing how every single piece of this is junk, does it really qualify as a kludge?

~NSHA

We were so TIRED of using buckets and towels!

Warning, do not drive more than 0 miles on duct taped tires. ~Not-So-Handy Andy