Is another man's freaking awesome footwear. Good work, kid. If I were near you I would buy everything in stock.
Somehow, you will still manage to step on this piece.
Not bad, but his head isn't covered. He needs to find a very tiny tire.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
"Tired" of using a regular old bumper?
Seeing how every single piece of this is junk, does it really qualify as a kludge?
Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!
Spinners might be a better option. His hands must be getting... tired.
If you have a little lack of hair at the back of your head, try applying a patch of duct tape. I promise people will stop staring at your bald spot.