tires

Is another man's freaking awesome footwear. Good work, kid. If I were near you I would buy everything in stock.

~NSHA

Somehow, you will still manage to step on this piece.

~NSHA

Nope.

Or perhaps art on the rim would be more accurate.

Not bad, but his head isn't covered. He needs to find a very tiny tire.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Seeing how every single piece of this is junk, does it really qualify as a kludge?

~NSHA

"Tired" of using a regular old bumper?

Hmm... actually, no. Too small. Needs more douchebag, stat!