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Don't let your eyes stray from the television, you might miss even more hilarious puns and jokes. 

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By tlva734
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So you see, your entertainment system will be kind of like this. But good. And inside. Maybe.

~NSHA

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By h2obaby
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That fireplace will provide some nice ambient burning. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By Tsia
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Hold the TV up! Or, heaven forbid, the passengers might have to check...

... ANOTHER SCREEN! NOOO!!!

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By Joe
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They give way to those awkward post-teen years where you constantly forget if you're wearing any or not. You can never tell, but everyone else can.

~NSHA

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By Casey
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

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From the kludger:

This is what happens when Marines get sent to the backwoods of Japan with no cable just in time for the Superbowl. That's an AFN dish on the roof of the barracks being aimed and supported with a 20-lb curl bar, 550 cord, and copious quantities of duct tape. FORTUNATELY for all the football fans in my unit, I came prepared with the necessary multittools, compass, duct tape, and 550 cord to make that thing actually get decent reception.

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It only took about 30 seconds for the children to realize that even though the graphics are similar, an old tape of the 1984 Winter Olympics is not very interactive.

~NSHA