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Don't let your eyes stray from the television, you might miss even more hilarious puns and jokes. 

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By Casey
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

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The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By Daniel
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They tried stapling it first, but that caused some annoying holes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Can't move the entertainment stand... video game break. Can't move my shirt... laying down break.

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By tlva734
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So you see, your entertainment system will be kind of like this. But good. And inside. Maybe.

~NSHA

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By Unknown
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The age-old problem of finding a entertainment center on the side of the road strikes again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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By juperee
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From the submitter:

Verizon Wireless + NFL iPhone App + Digital Video Camera + Microphone + Bass Amp (not pictured) = Monday Night Football without cable TV! The iPhone NFL app prohibits direct output from the iPhone to the TV, but we've overcome higher obstacles than that to get to Live MNF.

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Personally, if I had the realization that I was watching Dr. Phil in the tub on a Saturday night, I would probably just pull the TV in with me. ~Not-So-Handy Andy