telephone pole

Uhh... excuse me!

Please exercise caution, because the lazy bastard phone company did not.

Drunken mistakes can ALL be fixed with sufficient amounts of duct tape.

We got that one solved. Don't tell the mailman or the power company. And don't worry, a couple of nails at the top are holding that power line in place.

I find that that's a common solution to many of life's problems: if it ain't working, give it more wood!