telephone pole

In case you ever wondered what siamese twins would look like if they were telephone poles, wonder no more.

Please exercise caution, because the lazy bastard phone company did not.

What is this? An installation ad for 'Tangled?'

Somewhere in Ontario, a city utilities official is very, very drunk.

Uhh... excuse me!

I find that that's a common solution to many of life's problems: if it ain't working, give it more wood!

Drunken mistakes can ALL be fixed with sufficient amounts of duct tape.

We got that one solved. Don't tell the mailman or the power company. And don't worry, a couple of nails at the top are holding that power line in place.