telephone pole

Uhh... excuse me!

We got that one solved. Don't tell the mailman or the power company. And don't worry, a couple of nails at the top are holding that power line in place.

Drunken mistakes can ALL be fixed with sufficient amounts of duct tape.

Please exercise caution, because the lazy bastard phone company did not.

What is this? An installation ad for 'Tangled?'

In case you ever wondered what siamese twins would look like if they were telephone poles, wonder no more.

I find that that's a common solution to many of life's problems: if it ain't working, give it more wood!

Somewhere in Ontario, a city utilities official is very, very drunk.