tank

When you've got to s*, it's got to fit!

... and six, count 'em, six cup holders.

UK not-for-profit Eggs for Soldiers built a life-size tank out of 5,000 cartons to help raise awareness for its upcoming March Fourth Help for Heroes Campaign.

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Argentinian artist Raul Lemesoff constructed a reading tank to spread the word... or words, if you please.

It's got a head array to prevent your head from exploding from awesomeness. That's not what an array does, but it is now. Rumor has it Teddy Roosevelt rode around on one of these bad boys.

Haters gonna hate, winners gonna WIN!.

If I don't blast your face off with my gnarly klaxon, maybe the justice gun on the hood will. Rumor has it the engine doesn't sound like combustion, just Iron Maiden guitar riffs.

Landlord bodgejobs can get pretty skeezy. Case and point: balance the new propane tank precariously with a toolkit. Psssh, don't get sassy with me, mister! It's only the living spaces of several dozen people you're toying with here!