tailgate

A little known use of the common "For Sale" sign. This is what happens at tailgating when you leave the grill plate at home and your father improvises with whatever was in the back of the pickup!

Could he not af-Ford a new tailgate?

This is why we can't have nice things. A shiny screen to cover a broken back window, and a gate that only has realized half of its potential.

Should we give him an A for effort, or an F for Ford?

Yep, I'm off to art school now!