I wipe my bum with the net. Your argument is invalid.
Have a table that needs new legs? Why not just repurpose some old bar clamps?
Shut up and take it.
Sometimes after a long day, you just need pizza. But then again, who has room in the shop for a kitchen table?
So absorbant, it absorbs uneven force and pressure from the table!
It's the piano for a generation that needs more endtables than it does pianos.