table

Nailed it!

Excuse me sir, may I ax you about your table? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I wipe my bum with the net. Your argument is invalid.

~NSHA

I'd say this fix is holding up just fine!

So absorbant, it absorbs uneven force and pressure from the table!

It's the piano for a generation that needs more endtables than it does pianos.

Sometimes after a long day, you just need pizza. But then again, who has room in the shop for a kitchen table?