table

I wipe my bum with the net. Your argument is invalid.

~NSHA

Shut up and take it.

I'd say this fix is holding up just fine!

Doin' whatever a Spidertable does!

It's the piano for a generation that needs more endtables than it does pianos.

So absorbant, it absorbs uneven force and pressure from the table!

Nailed it!

Sometimes after a long day, you just need pizza. But then again, who has room in the shop for a kitchen table?