I wipe my bum with the net. Your argument is invalid.
Shut up and take it.
I'd say this fix is holding up just fine!
Doin' whatever a Spidertable does!
It's the piano for a generation that needs more endtables than it does pianos.
So absorbant, it absorbs uneven force and pressure from the table!
Sometimes after a long day, you just need pizza. But then again, who has room in the shop for a kitchen table?