By Unknown
Get back into the swing of things, don't let drastic change leave you glum and gormless. Maybe you're looking for that favorite childhood activity in the backyard, or a flexible conception of marriage. Whatever the case may be, make sure to swing your way through the day.
When I need to replace a swing on my swing set, I don't often come to the conclusion that a helicopter chassis would be better suited for the task, but hey, I'm not everybody I guess.
Actually never mind, I think you might be more likely to swing AND die.
Even if you miss, you might land one in the dirt...