suv

B*ches don't know about my reinforced unobtainium SUV!

You should see the skis!

In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.

Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy

White in the middle with black on both sides.

"But isn't that navy bl-"

"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...

Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.