suv

White in the middle with black on both sides.

"But isn't that navy bl-"

"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"

Also, I think there's a certain Bond villain who would like this SUV very much.

B*ches don't know about my reinforced unobtainium SUV!

For when you have to relocate at any moment.

This lady said she hit a deer with the front of her car so she duct taped the damage... then she said she just got excited about using 33 rolls of duct tape to totally cover her car.

You should see the skis!

It blocks approximately 4 percent of all air coming in!

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...

Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy

In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.

A San Jose Sharks fan, perhaps?

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