suv

In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.

Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.

Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy

You should see the skis!

B*ches don't know about my reinforced unobtainium SUV!

It blocks approximately 4 percent of all air coming in!

For when you have to relocate at any moment.

A San Jose Sharks fan, perhaps?

White in the middle with black on both sides.

"But isn't that navy bl-"

"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"

Also, I think there's a certain Bond villain who would like this SUV very much.

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It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...