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Also, I think there's a certain Bond villain who would like this SUV very much.

It blocks approximately 4 percent of all air coming in!

A San Jose Sharks fan, perhaps?

You should see the skis!

Another reason a sequel was never made. ~No-So-Handy Andy

It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!

Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...

White in the middle with black on both sides.

"But isn't that navy bl-"

"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"

Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.

In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.

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B*ches don't know about my reinforced unobtainium SUV!

This lady said she hit a deer with the front of her car so she duct taped the damage... then she said she just got excited about using 33 rolls of duct tape to totally cover her car.

For when you have to relocate at any moment.