He's trying to look cool for the cute screen next door. If she wasn't looking he's go for his favorite Spongebob band-aids.
It's a shame our bodies were thrown clear 2 miles prior. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.
Go get a sno-cone or something! At the very least plug your computer in outside and play Civilization V on your back porch...
The handlebars may be sideways, but that just improves the adventure. ~NSHA
He's warned them about horseplay before. We'll see how much they learned.