stove

I don't know if this makes me want to cook on a wood stove or don some shining armor and head to the nearest copse.

~NSHA

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From the submitter:

We went to a beach house, but we found that there was no oven. So we made one ourselves. The coke can is filled with water on the bottom and alcohool on the top. And so, we could cook noodles!

MLG Protip: instead of microwaving cold pizza, put it in a frying pan and cover it with tin foil (just make sure the foil isn't touching the pizza). It will LIT'RALLY taste like it was just delivered.

From the submitter:

Cheap landlady wont fix broken stove. Front panel with handle falls off everytime you pull it open, so, I FIXED IT. Doesn't stay open by itself, slams shut without weight of front panel, so you have to stand in the loop to use both hands to remove pans. Zip-ties, old potholder, and a carabiner and dog chain from the bondage drawer. :D

It may be ugly, but it's a sure-fire safeguard against cold feet.

~NSHA

More like 500 seconds.

Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.

On a completely unrelated matter, does it seem dizzy in here? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Look on the bright side: extra space for stuff behind the oven! #totallysafe

If there's a gas range within range, you're in the clear!

Swiss man Pascal Prokop picked himself up a permit to install a wood-fired stove. And he installed it in his 1990 Volvo Station wagon. He did give any sort of reason for this, but one can assume it has something to do with his haircut.