By -Lilith-
Walk tall, and carry a big stick. Whether for walking or for "talking", it will get the job done. Just don't lean to heavily on these, you don't want to get into the stick of it. Enjoy these woody puns and jokes to keep you content all day.
Who knows if it will snap and the bicycle will fall apart while you're riding it? Talk about suspensions with suspense!
Accept no substitutes! Any other kind of transmission is bullshido!
No spatula? A flattened beercan and a stick will suffice!