stereo

Car stereo broken? Those 20 dollar speakers you bought for your computer will do just fine!

This defies just about every law of physics I can think of.

~NSHA

"It's a Small World" is perfect for heavy traffic. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

My knob's... too... big!

1 gallon of gass and 16 D batteries and your set!

~NSHA

Although, trying to play Warcraft II with no screen while driving isn't at all recommended. ~NSHA

Or, just steal both. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Let's see, do I buy one set of great speakers or 3 sets of terrible ones... ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I only listen to music if it's adapted through at least 1 obscure format. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

At just the right frequency, these babies will shoot across your floor and and up in your neighbor's apartment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Now add a remote that controls the remote for the RC car, and then I'll be impressed! And by impressed, I mean "have a headache."

It's okay, those phonograph thingys can be complex. ~NSHA

"Yeah, as a matter of fact I did! He was a great guy too. His name was me, and I'm pretty sure he was drunk when he did it... real nice guy, though... great at parties, I'm sure..."

This must've taken some chutzpah to make.