By Unknown
Yep, pressing the button 30 more times and kicking the door didn't work, so I guess you're right, sassy sign. You win this round!
stairs
Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.
By PBsforlife
My plan to lift of the skirt of the babysitter was foiled by its stupidity.
~Not-So-Handy Creepy-Andy
By Alan Finkelstein
Uh oh, here comes the foreman to check out your work. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
By SuperTulle
"We had to repaint our house, and to do that we had to remove the stairs in the backyard. My dad whipped this up so we could still use the door."
