stairs

Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.

elevator note stairs - 6120514816
By Unknown
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Yep, pressing the button 30 more times and kicking the door didn't work, so I guess you're right, sassy sign. You win this round!

fan holding it up stairs wtf - 3763100416
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My plan to lift of the skirt of the babysitter was foiled by its stupidity.

~Not-So-Handy Creepy-Andy

concrete home repair laziness stairs - 4583628800
By Alan Finkelstein
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Uh oh, here comes the foreman to check out your work. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

braille sign stairs stars - 6041203712
By spike42
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Even if you miss, you'll land among the stairs.

paint painting slab stairs steps stone tire - 6332256000
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"We had to repaint our house, and to do that we had to remove the stairs in the backyard. My dad whipped this up so we could still use the door."