There is no spoon. No really there is no spoon go get one from the drawer. Spoons can cause quite the stir, especially if you have 5 to choose from at the table. Though if a partner asks you if you want to spoon, just be honest and tell them you're more about the fork.
... which are forks with one prong at the end.
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I'm pretty sure any other utensil facing other direction would be more effective than this. ~NSHA
Or you could... you know... wash the dishes. Just sayin'.