sink

Not only does it stop the incessant dripping, it also makes making toast an excitingly dangerous adventure.

~NSHA

A simple "Out of Order" may have sufficed. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"After giving my old kitchen sink to the recycling guys I realised that my new sink was broken and would take a week to replace. Something had to be done!"

The water has to leave the sink somehow!

Or would this be my drunk bathroom? I really can't tell. Either way, there's no way it's sanitary.

~NSHA

That's because British people only have two uses for water: hot water for their tea, or cold water for splashing on their face after getting tipsy at the pub. #stereotypes

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack