shovel

"Hey guys! Hey... hey guys! Guys! Let's make a USB stick, but let's make it as unwieldy as possible! Genius!"

With a riot shield windshield just in case the snow tries any funny stuff.

Hey, it's making room for more buried treasure. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Then we shall shovel in The dark!

~NSHA

User bubbyhuata's boyfriend was too cheap to buy a rake and a shovel. This is what he came up with instead. Suffice it to say, it's still never been used.