shopping cart

When you see them rollin' up, there ain't no one that can save you.

All one and a half tons of it.

I've heard of living out of one's car before, but DJ'ing out of one's shopping cart? That's new.

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

You'd have to be a real basketcase to think this is a stable design...

Just what exactly are you planning on doing with all of that? Jungle gym? Rocket ship? Uncomfortable kids' playhouse?

The basket on the tricycle, for men who do the hunting and gathering (read: grocery shopping).

~Not-"Not So Handy Andy" Jack