shopping cart

All one and a half tons of it.

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Only at Walmart, ladies and gentlemen, only at Walmart.

The basket on the tricycle, for men who do the hunting and gathering (read: grocery shopping).

~Not-"Not So Handy Andy" Jack

I mean, you could fit a whole bunch of goods on top of... I mean...

When you see them rollin' up, there ain't no one that can save you.

Just what exactly are you planning on doing with all of that? Jungle gym? Rocket ship? Uncomfortable kids' playhouse?

The other was found laying in the street.

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