shopping cart

I've heard of living out of one's car before, but DJ'ing out of one's shopping cart? That's new.

The basket on the tricycle, for men who do the hunting and gathering (read: grocery shopping).

~Not-"Not So Handy Andy" Jack

Only at Walmart, ladies and gentlemen, only at Walmart.

You'd have to be a real basketcase to think this is a stable design...

The other was found laying in the street.

Just what exactly are you planning on doing with all of that? Jungle gym? Rocket ship? Uncomfortable kids' playhouse?

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

When you see them rollin' up, there ain't no one that can save you.