shopping cart

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

I've heard of living out of one's car before, but DJ'ing out of one's shopping cart? That's new.

The other was found laying in the street.

You'd have to be a real basketcase to think this is a stable design...

When you see them rollin' up, there ain't no one that can save you.

Only at Walmart, ladies and gentlemen, only at Walmart.

Just what exactly are you planning on doing with all of that? Jungle gym? Rocket ship? Uncomfortable kids' playhouse?

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