shopping cart

I mean, you could fit a whole bunch of goods on top of... I mean...

Hey kids! Once I find some 2x4s you're getting skateboards for Christmas!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Just what exactly are you planning on doing with all of that? Jungle gym? Rocket ship? Uncomfortable kids' playhouse?

The basket on the tricycle, for men who do the hunting and gathering (read: grocery shopping).

~Not-"Not So Handy Andy" Jack

The other was found laying in the street.

When you see them rollin' up, there ain't no one that can save you.

I've heard of living out of one's car before, but DJ'ing out of one's shopping cart? That's new.

You'd have to be a real basketcase to think this is a stable design...