shelf

Need to fit that flat screen in a hurry? Don't want to drill any holes? Let physics do it for you!

I'd say this fix is holding up just fine!

Nobody's going to shower at THIS office!

Quite often something just needs the tiniest little tweak to go from an epic annoyance to a masterpiece of fixing fame. I believe this counts as the latter. Just loosen the screw, move the block along the shelf, and tighten. Props! (Literally, props).

...whichever comes first.

Kludging can lead down a slippery slope of laziness. The next thing you know you're eating Cap'n Crunch out of the box while sitting on a stack of books.

Then you're doing hard drugs...

Then you're dead... whoa...