By Unknown
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
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By f.lli Mattioli
He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!
By Dar-Kfrei (Via shusharmor.livejournal.com)
I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
By Ed Buckles
"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
