segway

What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!

"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."

"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"

I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy