screwdriver

It's a two-in-one socket wrench/screwdriver! Well, more like a 1.5-in-one.

Tape is pretty clingy, but we just bond well, know what I mean?

The classic Stanley Model 30-A, truly an underappreciated culinary instrument...

"I have a screwdriver for an antenna, so you're probably not getting this message."

These new electric screwdrivers are now as convenient as I was hoping for.

~NSHA

The last time I checked satellites were in the sky; I'm really hoping this whole thing just gets super-glued to the back of his Civic.

~NSHA

It's a hammer. It's a screwdriver. It's a scrammer. Or a hewdriver. Or a Screwhammer. Or I'm done.

Whoop, the top's a little crooked. Let me just reach in and adjust that... ~NSHA

I can't wait until adamantium becomes real so that I don't have to joke about that. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Note the use of a screwdriver glued to a screw to hold the flapper in, a miscellaneous piece of rubber instead of a chain, and for the finale, a piece of cellophane to tie it together! 10/10 would stay at this hotel again.

Oh, he still had a hinge. But it was ten feet away and the screwdriver was literally right there. ~NSHA