screen

Oh, you can't see? Here, I have a special seat just for you!

That's what she wishes he said...

"Dude, check this s* out!" "Hang on, let me get the magnifying glass."

I may need to monitor my monitor a bit more closely.

Teach me your ways!

Then strap your laptop instead!

Or, "The Laptop That Wanted to be a Tablet."

No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!

~NSHA

Whenever we go for a ride with the top down in marginal weather, my wife asks "when are we going to get a wind screen?" There, I fixed it.