Let's see those cars try to stop me from sharing the road now!
Well, not really. This wonderful kludge pretty much speaks for itself but just in case, do any Russian fixers want to help translate. I'm going to take a wild guess: the words mean "girl" "heater" and "fan". Are my brilliant deduction skills up to par?
If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.