And the scooter was uncomfortable too.
You might want an extension cord for that, guy.
For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!
Add a second flashlight to make high-beams!
He got one. But he also got a hospital bill for his 11th. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
Yo dawg, we herd u liek going, so we put a portapotty on your scooter so you can go while you go!
So we put a treadmill on yo' scooter so you can move while you run!
Because hey, he's gotta grow up sometime. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.