school

With a sudden lack of need for reference books, they went took any job available to them. Even mousepads.

~NSHA

Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I'm sorry, we have to perform surgery to separate the twins. Only one of you will survive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Unless that's a guide to how to assemble your new coat hangers. Then you may be in trouble. ~NSHA

Neural science? I learned that in kindergarten. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Beware, the back to school kludges are coming.

~NSHA

From the kludger:

This is what you do when you cut your thumb, but have to write an exam in half an hour. Cut thumb, zip tie fix it, write exam, get it fixed in the hospital. In that order.

I'm not sure that's the best location for a chair with wheels. ~NSHA