You know, chillin'. And chilling. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
If there is intelligent life out there and they are watching us, this guy just blew our cover. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Decreases your chances of electrocution by 60%. Also, your reception.
~NSHA
"...but we wanted it on the roof. This is actually how they "installed" our dish... with MY pumpkins. After being told we wanted out on the roof, he said "you don't want it on your new roof. You can plant a bush there and you'll never see it. Or move that wagon over here...it'll be fine."
For when you really want to watch Inception on satellite TV.