satellite dish

You know, chillin'. And chilling. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Meanwhile, inside the automobile...

Okay, I know this breaks about 4 different regulation... but have you seen The Wire??

~NSHA

"...but we wanted it on the roof. This is actually how they "installed" our dish... with MY pumpkins. After being told we wanted out on the roof, he said "you don't want it on your new roof. You can plant a bush there and you'll never see it. Or move that wagon over here...it'll be fine."

Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA

I guess it does say "Some Weather" on the box. ~NSHA

If there is intelligent life out there and they are watching us, this guy just blew our cover. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Or something, that is...

Probably won't work during growing season ....

"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

For when you really want to watch Inception on satellite TV.

Don't feel like climbing all over the roof to install your satellite dish? Then follow this easy 7-step process!