safety

What? It's "first?" First in what?

Not bad, but his head isn't covered. He needs to find a very tiny tire.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Bring a parachute!

Until I see I see him after the fact, I still refuse to believe this is safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy