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Broom, you've done a terrific job sweeping. That's why we're giving you a promotion. That is, if you won't buckle under the pressure.

Now I have the sudden urge to crack a beer and throw some meat on the grill. The server's hot enough to grill stuff on, right?

I decided to have fun roofing the back of my house.

"The rocket on the car, the no parking sign, the roof, the palm tree, expired tags... did I miss any?"

Water you going to do about it?