robot

That $50,000 tuition practically pays for itself.

To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.

~NSHA

And now the robots take away our crafty folk-art? Will your domination know no bounds, you soulless machines?!

We're just one step removed from sentient lawnmowers, people!

Eat your heart out, ADT! Steve Norris of Norris Labs created a robot which patrols his yard, honking a horn and squirting water at intruders. I'm just glad it's a horn and water bottle, and not an AK-47.

And no, Russian kludgers, that is not a challenge offer.

It's coming for you...

It can follow light sources via adaptive motor orientation, which may not seem that impressive, but let me reiterate: 10 dollars.

It's so cute when they try and run away from home.

~NSHA

Yeeeeeah, if you could just go 'head and make me one of those, that'd be great.