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And now the robots take away our crafty folk-art? Will your domination know no bounds, you soulless machines?!

It's so cute when they try and run away from home.

~NSHA

Eat your heart out, ADT! Steve Norris of Norris Labs created a robot which patrols his yard, honking a horn and squirting water at intruders. I'm just glad it's a horn and water bottle, and not an AK-47.

And no, Russian kludgers, that is not a challenge offer.

That $50,000 tuition practically pays for itself.

Yeeeeeah, if you could just go 'head and make me one of those, that'd be great.

It can follow light sources via adaptive motor orientation, which may not seem that impressive, but let me reiterate: 10 dollars.

We're just one step removed from sentient lawnmowers, people!

It's coming for you...

To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.

~NSHA