refrigerator

"Bought a new freezer for the basement, but no one was around to help get it down the stairs..."

When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!

My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"

Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.

This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.

Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.

We use the term "built-in" loosely here...

That's what she said.

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"