refrigerator

I didn't want to wait a day for all the ice to melt, so I just got my oxyacetylene torch out.

My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"

Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.

Really... you can't find an alcove for the refrigerator?

He tried saying please, but he was pushed too far. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!

Slovenians are out to prove that "two-in-one" isn't always better. Hot fridge food or cold stove-top food, take your pick.

Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.

This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.

That's what she said.

"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"

We use the term "built-in" loosely here...