refrigerator

"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"

Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.

Way to stick it to those chores!

He tried saying please, but he was pushed too far. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!

Slovenians are out to prove that "two-in-one" isn't always better. Hot fridge food or cold stove-top food, take your pick.

Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.

That's what she said.

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

"Bought a new freezer for the basement, but no one was around to help get it down the stairs..."

This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.