refrigerator

"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"

This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.

My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"

We use the term "built-in" loosely here...

That's what she said.

Way to stick it to those chores!

He tried saying please, but he was pushed too far. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

Slovenians are out to prove that "two-in-one" isn't always better. Hot fridge food or cold stove-top food, take your pick.

"Bought a new freezer for the basement, but no one was around to help get it down the stairs..."

Really... you can't find an alcove for the refrigerator?

When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!