refrigerator

"Bought a new freezer for the basement, but no one was around to help get it down the stairs..."

We use the term "built-in" loosely here...

When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!

He tried saying please, but he was pushed too far. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Way to stick it to those chores!

That's what she said.

My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"

Slovenians are out to prove that "two-in-one" isn't always better. Hot fridge food or cold stove-top food, take your pick.

Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

Really... you can't find an alcove for the refrigerator?

I didn't want to wait a day for all the ice to melt, so I just got my oxyacetylene torch out.