refrigerator

Way to stick it to those chores!

That's what she said.

We use the term "built-in" loosely here...

Slovenians are out to prove that "two-in-one" isn't always better. Hot fridge food or cold stove-top food, take your pick.

"Bought a new freezer for the basement, but no one was around to help get it down the stairs..."

Really... you can't find an alcove for the refrigerator?

Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.

"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"

When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.