refrigerator

"Bought a new freezer for the basement, but no one was around to help get it down the stairs..."

This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.

When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!

"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"

Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.

He tried saying please, but he was pushed too far. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

Way to stick it to those chores!

That's what she said.

We use the term "built-in" loosely here...

Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.