refrigerator

This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.

Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.

Slovenians are out to prove that "two-in-one" isn't always better. Hot fridge food or cold stove-top food, take your pick.

"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"

My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"

Really... you can't find an alcove for the refrigerator?

I didn't want to wait a day for all the ice to melt, so I just got my oxyacetylene torch out.

It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA

That's what she said.

"Bought a new freezer for the basement, but no one was around to help get it down the stairs..."

He tried saying please, but he was pushed too far. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Ten imaginary Brownie points to the best guess as to what my boyfriend will say when he comes home and finds my fix.

We use the term "built-in" loosely here...