redneck

Wendy! My How You've Changed!

Frickin' Southerners being able to hang out outside in winter time!

This is to block the sun so we could use the projector. You can take a boy out of Alabama, but you can't take Alabama out of a boy.

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

There is no project too large! No henhouse too henhousey!

All I know is I definitely want him around when the zombie apocalypse begins. ~NSHA

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.

~NSHA

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Lost the weights to your cuckoo clock? No worries! Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!

You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.