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You should see their car!

Actually you wouldn't. Just paint part of that sucker blue and you have the AMERICAMOBILE! #freedom #awesome #we'renumber1

Frickin' Southerners being able to hang out outside in winter time!

It's finished!

You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.

Most of us at the factory stream music to our bluetooth earmuffs. Then there's the fellow without bluetooth earmuffs but FM radio earmuffs, an in-car FM transmitter-MP3 player, and a USB thumb drive and a joystick power source to spare.

After the initial back and forth of: "Get your bus outta my house!" "Get your house away from my bus!" ~Not-So-Handy Andy

All I know is I definitely want him around when the zombie apocalypse begins. ~NSHA

Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.

~NSHA

Well here's Georgian engineering!

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!