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This is to block the sun so we could use the projector. You can take a boy out of Alabama, but you can't take Alabama out of a boy.

Wendy! My How You've Changed!

Or the busches.

It's finished!

You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

Only in Arkansas... well, no. Maybe a few other places also. Mississippi anyone?

Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.

~NSHA

Frickin' Southerners being able to hang out outside in winter time!

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

"C'mon then Joonyer, git in the front seat, it's mah turn in the back!"

Most of us at the factory stream music to our bluetooth earmuffs. Then there's the fellow without bluetooth earmuffs but FM radio earmuffs, an in-car FM transmitter-MP3 player, and a USB thumb drive and a joystick power source to spare.