redneck

Well here's Georgian engineering!

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

Now grab 6 friends to hold it steady while I wash my feet.

~NSHA

It's finished!

There is no project too large! No henhouse too henhousey!

If you don't understand that title, just mullet over for a minute.

You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

Only in Arkansas... well, no. Maybe a few other places also. Mississippi anyone?

Wendy! My How You've Changed!