redneck

Frickin' Southerners being able to hang out outside in winter time!

From the submitter:

"Seen in the mountains of Tennessee. I had to turn around and come back to see this again. Had my wife snap a photo while we passed by the second time. Yes, the trailer is built into the house... or the house is built around the trailer - take your pick. Plus, it looks like brand new construction. Bubba is still busy."

There is no project too large! No henhouse too henhousey!

Lost the weights to your cuckoo clock? No worries! Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

You should see their car!

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

"C'mon then Joonyer, git in the front seat, it's mah turn in the back!"

Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.

~NSHA

You know how a Hummer limo is a Humo? Well that's a Chevrolet, so I was going to call it the "Chemo," but that's kind of weird.

Or the busches.

This is to block the sun so we could use the projector. You can take a boy out of Alabama, but you can't take Alabama out of a boy.

Only in Arkansas... well, no. Maybe a few other places also. Mississippi anyone?