redneck

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

"C'mon then Joonyer, git in the front seat, it's mah turn in the back!"

Only in Arkansas... well, no. Maybe a few other places also. Mississippi anyone?

Lost the weights to your cuckoo clock? No worries! Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!

You should see their car!

After the initial back and forth of: "Get your bus outta my house!" "Get your house away from my bus!" ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Well here's Georgian engineering!

Hmmm, that giant beam halfway through may be a problem. That's okay, you can just jump while sliding and then jump again. That's how physics works, right?

~NSHA

All I know is I definitely want him around when the zombie apocalypse begins. ~NSHA

Frickin' Southerners being able to hang out outside in winter time!

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

There is no project too large! No henhouse too henhousey!