rake

From the submitter:

Bagger broke? There, I fixed it. This leaf scoop solves the problem with leaves piling up in front of the mower deck and pushes the bulk to the curb. Though it will shove your leaves to the curb, you don't want to use this on a busy road because you will certainly get a few strange looks.

User bubbyhuata's boyfriend was too cheap to buy a rake and a shovel. This is what he came up with instead. Suffice it to say, it's still never been used.

From the submitter:

It's actually a clever theft deterrent - it shows thieves you have nothing worth stealing.

Eight years later and my dad still refuses to get a new rake.