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1000 miles from home, in the middle of nowhere in the wilderness between Sweden and Norway when the aftermarket foot peg of your Harley loses its threads on a bumpy stretch of the road and falls off. Well, nothing that an old roadside post stolen from the state of Sweden and a cargo tie wouldn't fix!

"As a mailbox, I'm sick and tired of being propped on an uncomfortable pole every day! I demand change!"

Not sure a kettle cord meets European Union health and safety standards, but who am I, right?

Only at Walmart, ladies and gentlemen, only at Walmart.