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I find that that's a common solution to many of life's problems: if it ain't working, give it more wood!

This option wasn't exactly what I was leaning toward...

We got that one solved. Don't tell the mailman or the power company. And don't worry, a couple of nails at the top are holding that power line in place.

Somewhere in Ontario, a city utilities official is very, very drunk.

That fake security camera's fake viewing angle was a little off.

In case you ever wondered what siamese twins would look like if they were telephone poles, wonder no more.