pole

This option wasn't exactly what I was leaning toward...

Somewhere in Ontario, a city utilities official is very, very drunk.

That fake security camera's fake viewing angle was a little off.

We got that one solved. Don't tell the mailman or the power company. And don't worry, a couple of nails at the top are holding that power line in place.

In case you ever wondered what siamese twins would look like if they were telephone poles, wonder no more.

I find that that's a common solution to many of life's problems: if it ain't working, give it more wood!