pliers

Finding a good solution isn't hard: you just have to applier yourself!

Someone must be getting ready to call tech support.

~NSHA

Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.

No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.

From the submitter:

"My friend's Dutch oven didn't have a handle, so he used redneck engineering to make one!"

So an unlicensed Australian dude was pulled over for driving erratically on two blown-out tires. The cops then discovered that he was steering with a pair of pliers, oh yeah, and he was on meth. Kludge responsibly, my friends.