Someone must be getting ready to call tech support.
No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.
Finding a good solution isn't hard: you just have to applier yourself!
Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.
So an unlicensed Australian dude was pulled over for driving erratically on two blown-out tires. The cops then discovered that he was steering with a pair of pliers, oh yeah, and he was on meth. Kludge responsibly, my friends.
Since the handle of Maid of Light's bike key broke off, this is how they've been opening their bike lock for the last week.
From the submitter:
"My friend's Dutch oven didn't have a handle, so he used redneck engineering to make one!"
Also known as "Five Tools, One Pump."