pliers

No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.

Sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but we figured everyone here was mature enough to handle it.

So an unlicensed Australian dude was pulled over for driving erratically on two blown-out tires. The cops then discovered that he was steering with a pair of pliers, oh yeah, and he was on meth. Kludge responsibly, my friends.

Since the handle of Maid of Light's bike key broke off, this is how they've been opening their bike lock for the last week.

Also known as "Five Tools, One Pump."

Someone must be getting ready to call tech support.

~NSHA

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