plastic wrap

Water you going to do about it?

...are probably not actually covered in plastic.

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

He has a giant piece of pizza in the back that he was saving for later.

What happens when you're a broke college student and your roommate, whose shower curtain you've been using, moves out?

For when you want to make extra, extra sure that it's fixed!

Reinforced structural metal sheet? What for??? We have plastic film!!!

But it didn't do a thing for those dents.

That's right, Prius owners: if you were REALLY committed to conserving and helping the environment, you'd get rid of that costly and resource-consuming sheet metal and switch entirely to plastic wrap.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

...when you can just cover them up?