plastic wrap

He has a giant piece of pizza in the back that he was saving for later.

...are probably not actually covered in plastic.

Reinforced structural metal sheet? What for??? We have plastic film!!!

But it didn't do a thing for those dents.

For when you want to make extra, extra sure that it's fixed!

Water you going to do about it?

...when you can just cover them up?

What happens when you're a broke college student and your roommate, whose shower curtain you've been using, moves out?

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack