plastic wrap

Reinforced structural metal sheet? What for??? We have plastic film!!!

Water you going to do about it?

For when you want to make extra, extra sure that it's fixed!

He has a giant piece of pizza in the back that he was saving for later.

What happens when you're a broke college student and your roommate, whose shower curtain you've been using, moves out?

...when you can just cover them up?

That's right, Prius owners: if you were REALLY committed to conserving and helping the environment, you'd get rid of that costly and resource-consuming sheet metal and switch entirely to plastic wrap.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack