plastic wrap

That's right, Prius owners: if you were REALLY committed to conserving and helping the environment, you'd get rid of that costly and resource-consuming sheet metal and switch entirely to plastic wrap.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy-Andy" Jack

But it didn't do a thing for those dents.

Water you going to do about it?

...when you can just cover them up?

What happens when you're a broke college student and your roommate, whose shower curtain you've been using, moves out?

...are probably not actually covered in plastic.

For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack