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Round(s) of applause for the most epic muffler I've seen in a while!

Why worry about a leaking pipe when you have a Big Gulp cup, a turkey baster and a kitty litter pan?

Pipe got busted, sink already leaked, so the Mountain Dew bottle came to save the day!

Meet me at the bench at 1pm. I may be late, I have to pick up a bucket. Don't worry, you'll know when I arrive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

For when you just need to control the inflow of smoke from your tobacco.

It better be buff all right, or else you might have a situation like this on your hands!

This is what happens when you get a plumber to fix your air conditioning!

"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

Just not the kind of bottled water you're used to.

Or just drink it.

Apparently, this leaky pipe water tastes better than that in my cats' water bowl... now I can go out of town for as long as I want!