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You have to fix that coolant leak with whatever's in your trunk. GO!

Actually, two words: "you're fired!"

For when your car absolutely, positively NEEDS oil!

Apparently, this leaky pipe water tastes better than that in my cats' water bowl... now I can go out of town for as long as I want!

For when you just need to control the inflow of smoke from your tobacco.

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

Meet me at the bench at 1pm. I may be late, I have to pick up a bucket. Don't worry, you'll know when I arrive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Pipe got busted, sink already leaked, so the Mountain Dew bottle came to save the day!

"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

This is what happens when you get a plumber to fix your air conditioning!

Hey, it still looks kind of legitimate from a distance. Right?