pipe

If there's a gas range within range, you're in the clear!

Why worry about a leaking pipe when you have a Big Gulp cup, a turkey baster and a kitty litter pan?

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

Meet me at the bench at 1pm. I may be late, I have to pick up a bucket. Don't worry, you'll know when I arrive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Our air conditioner was leaking through this pipe and flooding our laundry room and hallway. My husband's fix was to put a funnel under it, running onto a curtain rod, that then ran to a floor drain, with a towel under for added protection. In his defense, it worked beautifully."

Yup, he's a keeper!

Actually, two words: "you're fired!"

Round(s) of applause for the most epic muffler I've seen in a while!

Hey, it still looks kind of legitimate from a distance. Right?

Apparently, this leaky pipe water tastes better than that in my cats' water bowl... now I can go out of town for as long as I want!

You have to fix that coolant leak with whatever's in your trunk. GO!

"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!