pipe

Actually, two words: "you're fired!"

It better be buff all right, or else you might have a situation like this on your hands!

Apparently, this leaky pipe water tastes better than that in my cats' water bowl... now I can go out of town for as long as I want!

Round(s) of applause for the most epic muffler I've seen in a while!

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

For when you just need to control the inflow of smoke from your tobacco.

Or just drink it.

Meet me at the bench at 1pm. I may be late, I have to pick up a bucket. Don't worry, you'll know when I arrive. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hey, it still looks kind of legitimate from a distance. Right?

You have to fix that coolant leak with whatever's in your trunk. GO!

Why worry about a leaking pipe when you have a Big Gulp cup, a turkey baster and a kitty litter pan?

If there's a gas range within range, you're in the clear!