pipe

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

"Bought hanging pepper bag, but I didn't have a place to hang it on my balcony, so I lashed a shepherd's crook to my old satellite dish stand with 2 dozen zip strips. It still wasn't sturdy enough, so I jammed a piece of wood in the pipe to lengthen it."

I believe it was the philosopher Young Jeezy who once told us all to stay strapped. Glad to see you're taking his advice!

Or just drink it.

Hey, it still looks kind of legitimate from a distance. Right?

This is what happens when you get a plumber to fix your air conditioning!

For when you just need to control the inflow of smoke from your tobacco.

"Our air conditioner was leaking through this pipe and flooding our laundry room and hallway. My husband's fix was to put a funnel under it, running onto a curtain rod, that then ran to a floor drain, with a towel under for added protection. In his defense, it worked beautifully."

Yup, he's a keeper!

It better be buff all right, or else you might have a situation like this on your hands!

If there's a gas range within range, you're in the clear!

You have to fix that coolant leak with whatever's in your trunk. GO!

Pipe got busted, sink already leaked, so the Mountain Dew bottle came to save the day!

Apparently, this leaky pipe water tastes better than that in my cats' water bowl... now I can go out of town for as long as I want!