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"I needed to plug my phone into the wall, but it's right behind where my chair is, and I didn't want to roll over it. So whats the solution? Office supplies!"

"Because some stupid person decided to steal the radio and navigation out of my car, I made a cell phone holder out of a pizza box."

Ha! Checkmate, thieves! Now it sucks too much for you to steal!

He just had to hang up in desperation.

~NSHA

Dedicated to all office nerds of the world.

When the phone receiver malfunctions, just do a "Frankenstein" on it. The new receiver doesn't disconnect the calls, so...

I'll bet it's still not as durable as a peanut phone, though.

"Which one?"

Being on hold, as frustrating for doors as it is for humans.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Now you'll be able to stay warm and look crazy with these Bluetooth headset gloves, with a thumb earpiece and pinky microphone. Now they just need to mount those components in an edible banana and we'll call it good.

Check them out here.

[mtvgeek]

"Mr. MacGyver, you have a call waiting for you. Please pick up the tin can courtesy phone. Thank you."

I'm going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.

~NSHA