parking lot

The boom gate is broken at my local (regional) airport and it is stuck up. They decided that, even though the machine doesn't work, they would tape a box to it asking people to stop and put their tickets in before proceeding through the already open gate.

Or handicapped turtle spot.

Only at Walmart, ladies and gentlemen, only at Walmart.

From the submitter:

Saw this for-sale beauty at our local Walmart. Couldn't help but take a picture after seeing the door.

Be more specific next time.

Just gonna park myself right here if that's cool with you guys...

Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.