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The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.

~NSHA

Otherwise known as "Bathroom Origami."

Don't worry, it's a 105lb bond. With PERMANENT Sharpie.

~NSHA

Quite literally, in fact!

Don't worry, the combination is written on it.

~NSHA