paper

Don't worry, the combination is written on it.

~NSHA

Don't worry, it's a 105lb bond. With PERMANENT Sharpie.

~NSHA

Quite literally, in fact!

Otherwise known as "Bathroom Origami."

The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.

~NSHA